“Duval Clerk of Courts Ronnie Fussell said none of the clerks felt comfortable with performing gay marriages.”
I have an idea. Fire the staff members who do not want to do their jobs and replace them with people who can be professional whatever their personal beliefs!
Adventure Lawyer’s cocktail party factoid of the day:
Timor-Leste, which is a tiny country on the otherwise former Portuguese colony island of Timor, is commonly translated as East Timor. This, however, is a misnomer.
While people seem pleased to translate the “Leste,” which is both Indonesian and Malay for “East,” they for some reason forget to translate the Portuguese part of the country’s name. “Timor” also translates as “East!”
So who wants to join me on a journey to the island of “East” to visit the country “East-East?”
Probably no one! Though it has gotten better, it is not really a politically stable place.
Happy New Year and thank you for the 20,000 hits in 2014! I appreciate you more than you know!
Huacachina is one of the most awesome travel-bases in the world.
From this postcard perfect Oasis (literally) you are 10 feet from a cozy bar/restaurant/hotel in all directions and for a few dollars someone will take you into the dunes via buggy for a dizzying ride through mile high sand dunes. At the apex, the driver–with an odd confidence in the rider’s ability to perilously surf down a 5,000 foot dune, drops you off, gives you a board, and drives away leaving little choice other than to recklessly adventure downward. ($16)
For almost nothing the locals will provide transport to the Ica area wineries (yes, in a desert), and a hidden community of self-professed witches and shamans. ($6)
For $8 a van will take you on an imminently scenic three hour ride to a harbor (in the village of Pisco) where a speed boat will jettison you passed dolphins and surfacing Killer Whales to the Ballesta Islands (the poor man’s Galapagos). There you can confront a blue-footed booby, a hundred thousand squawking sea lions, and a pungent odor that even a mortician will notice.
Any of Huacachina’s dozen eating establishments offers amazing and cheap food. The most expensive hyper-exotic cocktail in any bar is about $2 or $3.
It is awesome. You should go now. I’ll drive.
If you must wait, go in mid-March during the Ica Wine Festival. With huge complementary tasting tents it’s like a county fair–except instead of horses, they exhibit pumas and condors.
At the time of this writing there was only one ATM in Huacachina and it is broken. Get money from the one at the bus station in Ica, and take the $2 taxi ride 4 miles to Huacachina,
Dear voters of Broward County Commission District 2:
I know it’s a Thursday, but you have an election today for County Commissioner!
I encourage you to vote for Mark Bogen.
Mark is a well known condo/elder law attorney and he has represented the residents of Wynmoor and about half of century village for more than a decade. They absolutely love him. And because he didn’t think it right to ask older folks on fixed incomes for contributions, he spent an enormous amount of his own money in his effort to fulfill a lifelong dream of helping his neighbors and community in the capacity of an elected official.
He’s one of those rare good guys who enters public service without any motive other than thinking it would be neat to serve. He compliments this with a depth of experience and expertise that no other candidate in the race can offer.
Finally, one of my closest friends, Matthew Isbell, is the campaign’s field director, which might make me a bit biased, but there are numerous objective indicators of Mark’s excellence.
Because this is a December election being held on a Thursday, voter turnout will be virtually non-existent, (under 5,000 votes) so your vote really, really, really matters in this one.
You can learn more about Mark here.
To find out if you live in Broward County Commission District 2, look here.
To find your voting precinct, visit here.
To find out why in the hell there is an election scheduled between Thanksgiving and Christmas on a Thursday, visit here.
Adventure Lawyer’s cocktail party factoid of the day:
The Paris-Dakar Rally hasn’t originated in Paris since 2001 (and even before then the route often avoided France entirely) and hasn’t ended in the Senegalese capital since 2007 (at which point it originated in Lisbon). Political instability in Mauritania caused the 2008 rally to be canceled, and ever since, this amateur-everyman adventure connecting old Europe to colonial Africa has bypassed both continents altogether.
Beginning in 2009, the renamed Dakar Rally (which, in a celebration of irony, is also technically not a “rally” race) takes place exclusively in South America.
Nevertheless, I still want to try it out.
The geography may have changed, but the spirit of Thierry Sabine, who founded the Rally after getting lost in the Libyan desert in 1977, lives on: “A challenge for those who go. A dream for those who stay behind.”
Who wants to live this dream with me?
However you voted, thank you for voting!
Congratulations to Rick Scott and Pam Bondi on their reelections this evening, and congratulations to their staffers, volunteers, and those of my friends who supported them.
Though I disagree with the voters’ decision tonight, I respect that in a democracy it’s up to the people and the people have spoken. I have spent too much time in the field of conflict zones watching elections be decided by guns to feel differently.
To my friends who share my disappointment tonight, another Election Day is two years away and though I am proud of our efforts we will simply have to do better next time.
All of us want Florida to succeed so now is the time for those who share my disappointment to come together and support our elected government in our capacity as the loyal opposition.
Let us support our democratically elected government in its earnest attempt to create jobs and let us respectfully oppose them when their ideas, as we perceive them, are detrimental to our defenseless and oppressed, working poor, middle class, and our environment.
Thank you to Allison Tant Richard and the rest of the FDP leadership team for fielding the most qualified personnel available. Rick Minor in particular did an amazing job defining the issues for Florida voters. Omar Khan is the best campaign manager in the business today.
Charlie Crist and George Sheldon were great candidates!
Everyone did their job as best they could and the votes just weren’t there.
Defeat isn’t calculated by those who lose an election, it is defined by those who gives up.
Winners always soldier on, and because we are winners, that is just what we shall do.
The fun never stops!
Today is election day and everyone has done their job.
Thousands of volunteers from around the state have made phone calls, knocked on doors, pestered you to sign petitions and hundreds of others will be driving the disabled to the polls today as they have been for the last ten early voting days.
Absentee ballots were tracked and mailers (occasionally making accurate statements) were made and sent.
Prospective voters have been bombarded with television ads of democrats distancing themselves from Obama while posing with a gun and insisting they’ll defend the Second Amendment. Some republicans meanwhile, in apparent seriousness, explained that the “myth” of global climate change is “proved” false because God said he’d never flood the world again after Noah’s aquatic adventure in antiquity with two of every animal.
Debates were had on live television. . . Even a small portable fan famously did its job.
Attorney General Pam Bondi takes her campaign so seriously that, with Governor Scott’s blessing, she rescheduled the execution of Marshall Lee Gore so she could attend a political fundraiser.
Democracy in a free and imperfect society is not an inexpensive affair.
$473,137,991.31 has been contributed from 1,533 political organizations and committees during the 2014 Florida General Election cycle. Of that, $458,702,602.49 was spent. This is in addition to what the actual candidates and campaigns spent. If you wish to kill what’s left of your soul, you can find where the money came from and where it went by searching through the Florida Division of Elections database here. In county races, judicial races, soil and water conservation districts, and community development districts, you need to go to your local supervisor of elections website to track down their financial reports–a list of each county supervisor’s website by county in alphabetical order can be found here. For information about municipal (mayor and city commissioner) fundraising you will have to call the municipal clerk for your city as only some will publish those documents online.
Lots of money has been expended in fighting for your attention.
Overseas, more than 160,000 U.S. troops are defending our safety, security, freedom to engage in very imperfect speech, and our right to vote from foreign and domestic threats.
There are ninety-five people who are vying to be responsible for those troops and who otherwise claim to have a vision for our nation’s future. They are running for the United States House of Representatives in 27 Florida congressional districts. If you happen to live in Florida’s Second Congressional District, I would particularly like to highlight the candidacy of moderate-Democrat Gwen Graham–an attorney and education advocate who happens also to be the daughter of popular former Florida Governor and Senator Bob Graham. You can visit her website here to learn more.
Five names will appear on the ballot for office of Governor, with a further five candidates available for election as write in candidates. These are the websites for the two major political candidates, Charlie Crist and Rick Scott.
Many people will leave the rest of the ballot blank. Consider not doing this. Importantly, we get to decide who our state’s chief prosecutor is–which is pretty neat! Also, if you plan on voting for Amendment Two (medical marijuana legalization) than you had better stay in your voting booth long enough to vote for George Sheldon–because, in my opinion, if Pam Bondi is reelected she will do everything in her power to prevent the implementation of medicinal marijuana no matter the will of the voters or the will of medical practitioners! These are the websites for the major political candidates for Attorney General, George Sheldon and Pam Bondi.
As respected political commentator Matt Isbell explains, as most real power over our daily lives is wielded by local government, it is important to focus on your local county commission races. His extensive analysis can be found here. Or, if you prefer to wait a day, it’ll probably end-up being cut and pasted on Politico, the Daily Kos, or the Huffington Post. He grew up in Cooper City, and really hopes incumbent commissioner, and part-time alleged cartoon super-villain, Jon Sims gets voted off his boyhood local council.
In any event, whoever you support–everyone has done their job.
Now it is our turn to do our job.
If you have trouble voting, call 844-FL-Votes.