Perez Art Museum Miami Gives Back to its Patrons in a Big Way

Image "borrowed" from http://www.aol.com/article/2014/02/17/fla-artist-smashes-1m-vase-in-miami-museum/20831977/ which discusses a local-Miami artist's expensive and childish publicity stunt in an article titled "Fla. artist smashes $1M vase in Miami museum"

Image “borrowed” from http://www.aol.com/article/2014/02/17/fla-artist-smashes-1m-vase-in-miami-museum/20831977/ which discusses a local-Miami artist’s expensive and childish publicity stunt in an article titled “Fla. artist smashes $1M vase in Miami museum”

Patron members ($2500 a year) of the Perez Art Museum Miami will get an invite to a five day field trip to New Orleans from October 22nd to October 26th.

The trip includes a series of private dinners prepared personally by world renowned chefs, either at their restaurants, or in several cases, at a famous artist’s home. Days are spent touring museums and galleries otherwise closed to the public during the member’s visit, and private collections in the mansions of the super-wealthy. There is also an obligatory visit with a Mardi Gras Indian who will entertain with his “dancing, drumming, and chanting.”

The trip culminates with the “New Orleans For Now” bash which is apparently where “artists, curators, and patrons” gather from around the world in a “cavernous” venue to “wildly” celebrate themselves and their contributions to art and culture.

Cash bar, though.

They also explain that they “literally never hire tour guides” and that the people feeding and leading you around town are “peer-level hosts” and admonishes any attempts at offering pecuniary gratuity.

I don’t know whether to be violently envious or outraged by such naked decadence.

I choose to be both.

So, dear friends who are patron members of the Perez Art Museum Miami, please take me with you. It will be your contribution to the irony of the New Orleans art scene.

The full and flashy itinerary can be in equal parts admired/denounced here.

To learn more about the Perez Art Museum Miami, visit here.

To read the claim that the painting below represents the architecture of Rio de Janeiro, visit here.

Sarah Morris, Le Meridien [Rio], 2012. Collection of Pérez

Sarah Morris, Le Meridien [Rio], 2012. Collection of Pérez

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